Today, Ian Hitch just received the best and worst news ever. The good news: his testicular cancer is gone. Hurray! The bad news: the military is kicking him out because he has cancer. Being a literal and metaphorical “broke dick” has left him with no choice but to face a terrifying new landscape: The Civilian World. Follow Ian through this dark comedy as he readjusts to being a civilian after 8 years of being a corpsman in CivilIANized.